I was out having a nice Italian meal last night with my long term girlfriend, when all of a sudden, I got out of my chair,and slowly got down on one knee.
“Oh my god” my girlfriend shrieked, “Let me just get my phone out so I can video this and show my mum and sister and remember the moment for the rest of my life” she gushed.
“Sure thing” I replied.
“But I’m sure they have seen people tie their shoelaces before”
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