I was on the beach early this morning, looking for hidden treasure. As I swept my new gadget across the sand, it started beeping, so I got my shovel and started digging, hoping to find gold.
It was a very disappointing haul. I uncovered a carrot wrapped in bacon, a cat with a machete through its head, and a half eaten shoe.
It turns out I’d been using a mental detector.
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