I was late walking into a very important meeting today.
“Sorry, boss,” I said, quickly sitting down.
I put my briefcase and a doner kebab on the table and said, “Right, carry on.”
My boss looked at our important clients, then he looked at me and said, “What’s with the doner kebab, Dave?”
I said, “Just some salad and a bit of chilli sauce.”
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