I Was In The Pub At Closing Time With My Mate Last… – Sarcasm Jokes


I was in the pub at closing time with my mate last night, I said “can I borrow your phone please? I need to call a taxi and I’ve left my mobile at home”
He said “sure, you can use my new iPhone”
Anyway, to cut a long story short, it took me about half an hour to walk home.

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