I was in America last week and visited a taxidermist. After spotting a large stuffed Grizzly I told the shop owner I’d like its upper limbs.
The shop owner said,” Son, you can’t buy it in bits.”
I said, ” Hold on. This is America, yeah?”
He said,” Certainly is. The land of the free.”
I said,” Ok. So what about my right to bear arms?”
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