I was in a pub with my mate.
I turned to him and said, “I woke up this morning with a raging headache. Have you got any good remedies?”
“For my headaches, my wife is my remedy.” he began. “She rubs my shoulders and neck, caresses my body, kisses my stomach, and… well, you can guess the rest! In no time at all, I forget all about my headache. You should try it!”
I said “Sounds great! What time does she get home?”
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