I Was In A Club Last Night And Spotted A Lonely Lo… – Irony Jokes

I was in a club last night and spotted a lonely looking woman (a solid 9/10) stood at the bar.
Being the gentleman that I am, I swaggered over to the woman and said with a husky voice “Do you know how much polar bears weigh, love?”
With a giggle the woman looked back at me and purred “Enough to break the ice?”
I said “Usually around 680kg” and walked off.
I showed her.

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