I was having a kick about with my mates at the playing fields yesterday. I said to them, “I bet I can do something so amazing that it will blow your mind”
I picked up the ball, ran the full length of the field, then dove onto the floor between the sticks.
I ran back and said, “Well?”. They looked at me like I was stupid, so I sighed, “Oh well, it was worth a try”
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