I Was Going To Have Some Mates Round The Flat Late… – Puns Jokes

I was going to have some mates round the flat later, so I figured I’d cook a meal. I found a dish that looked promising:
In a pan, heat 1 cup of D until boiling, reduce heat and let simmer. After 5 minutes add 1 Tsp of I and cover for 15 minutes.
In a separate bowl add 1/2 cup of S and 1/2 cup of A, mixing until smooth, adding and additional 1/4 cup of S 2 minutes into mixing.
To the simmering pan add 1 Tsp of T and E…
I stopped reading. “Perhaps I should order take-away” I thought, “This sounds like a recipe for disaster.”

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