I was driving home from work one day, when i noticed for the first time ever that my cigarette box had messages on them. Mine read “Smoking harms you and others around you”.
Whilest reading this i totally forgot that i was driving, and before i knew it the car was spinning through the air and car tyres were screaching everywhere. I got out of the car. Carnage. Cars everywhere destroyed and people in agony or dead.
But all i could think was “Well they got the you part wrong”
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