I Was Chilling Out At Home With My Mate This Morni… – Stupid Jokes

I was chilling out at home with my mate this morning when suddenly my dog walked in from the garden with a bird in his mouth.
He dropped the bird on the carpet and it was wriggling around in pain.
My mate looked at me with a confused face and said, “Isn’t it usually cats that do that?”
I said, “Yeah, but he probably couldn’t find any cats.”

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