I Was Attacked By A Couple Of Vampires Last Night – Mythical Jokes

I was attacked by a couple of vampires last night.
In an effort to distract them, my girlfriend bravely cut her arm. Her plan worked, the vampires could smell the blood in the air and turned their attention to her.
Luckily, I was able to use this opportunity to put my hands in my pockets and walk home.


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