I Was At Work Today, And This Really Cute Old Man … – Food-And-Drink Jokes

I was at work today, and this really cute old man gave me a 2 tip for helping him pack his bags, telling me to “Buy myself a drink.” I was genuinely touched by the gesture, and I was quite lost for words for a moment, before I finally came out with, “I drink Carling mate, that’s 2:50, cough up.”

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