I Walked Up To A Tramp Today And Said, “If You Ans… – Homeless Jokes

I walked up to a tramp today and said, “If you answer this question correctly, you will be in with a chance of winning one million pounds. Would you like to try?”
His eyes lit up, “Yes please!”
I said, “Right then. What is 50p + 50p?”
He screamed, “One Pound!”
So I give him one and told him to go buy a lottery ticket.

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