I told my wife that her new dress reminds me of a cured epileptic.
“It’s a miracle?” She asked.
“Try again” I replied.
“OK, urmm… you really like it?” She implored.
“Nope” I responded.
“OK, I give up, why does my new dress remind you of a cured epileptic?” She Inquired
“It doesn’t fit”
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