I Told My Wife I’D Bought A Time Machine But She D… – Stupid Jokes

I told my wife I’d bought a time machine but she didn’t believe me so I pulled out a gun.
She said, “That’s a gun you idiot, not a time machine.”
“Yeah I know,” I replied as I shot her in the head and killed her, “but now I can go back and start my life again.”


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