I Told My Girlfriend That She’S Like A Bottle Of Milk – Wordplay Jokes

I told my girlfriend that she’s like a bottle of milk.
“What? Curvy hips and skinny up top?”, she whispered excitedly.
“No, you’ve been around too long, become chunky and make me
sick to my stomach”, I replied.

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