I think I’m going to have to make a complaint about my doctor. I recently went to see him because of an outbreak of itchy, weeping sores all over my body. He gave me a thorough examination, prescribed a bottle of pills and said, “Just follow the instructions on the packet and you should be back to normal within ten days.”
Two weeks now I’ve been keeping them away from direct sunlight and out of reach of young children, and if anything, my condition has got worse.
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