I stood my girlfriend up so I could go to the fairground with my mates.
When she found out, she stormed up to me in the rollercoaster queue and screamed.
“It’s me or the rollercoaster?”
I relpied. “Calm down, can I have one last ride?”
“Ok” She snapped.
So, like she agreed, I took her behind the dodgems and rode her.
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