I Sent My Wife A Text This Morning Saying, ‘Your P… – Animals-Insects Jokes

I sent my wife a text this morning saying, ‘Your parrot has laid an egg in the bottom of the cage’.
She sent one back saying, ‘Keep it warm, I’m on my way back’.
So I’ve got it bubbling away in a pan of boiling water.


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