I saw an old man walking with a bag of shopping and a cane stick earlier.
“Would you like me to take that for you?” I asked.
“If that’s okay,” he replied, “I’m only going to the bus stop, but you don’t have to.”
“I want to,” I said with a smile.
“Well thank you very much,” he replied.
“No probs,” I said, as I walked off doing my best Charlie Chaplin impression.
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