I saw a woman walking in the torrential rain last night, so I stopped beside her and said, “Would you like to jump in?”
“No thanks” she replied.
“Are you sure?” I asked, “It’s been raining for the last 4 hours and it’s going to get worse.”
“I’m fine” she replied.
“Suit yourself” I said, as I floated down the hill in my rubber dinghy.
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