I saw a woman lying unconscious in the High Street today. People were just walking past and ignoring her.
My mate asked, “Why has no-one stopped to help her? It’s disgusting.”
I said, “Well that’s society today, I’m afraid. Poor woman, people just don’t care any more… Anyway, fancy something to eat… Stick the sirens on and we’ll get through the traffic before McDonald’s stops doing breakfast.”
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