I Said To My Wife Over Breakfast This Morning, “If… – Sarcasm Jokes

I said to my wife over breakfast this morning, “If I was on death row and I had to request a last meal, it would definitely be one of yours.”
“Awwww, really?” she smiled.
“Of course,” I replied.
“They wouldn’t need to bother with the lethal injection then.”

Do you have a joke? share it with us! Click on the button bellow to send us your joke.

Rate this Joke:
0.00 avg. rating (0% score) - 0 votes

Topic Tags:

Leave a Comment