I Put The Phone Down, Turned To The Wife And Said,… – Wordplay Jokes



I put the phone down, turned to the wife and said, “Well, your mother’s late.”
“What do you mean?” she asked. “She wasn’t due around.”
“I know,” I replied, smiling. “That was the hospital. She’s dead.”




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