I Promised My Vegetarian Wife That I’D Never Eat A Dead Animal Again – Stupid Jokes

I promised my vegetarian wife that I’d never eat a dead animal again.
It was a silly promise and I wish I’d never made it.
I can’t begin to tell you how difficult it is to eat a duck while it’s flapping its wings.

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