I Phoned Up The Local Garage From My Hospital Bed … – Joke Jokes

I phoned up the local garage from my hospital bed and told the owner that the reason I was in hospital was the total incompetence of his staff and their inability to fix a minor fault that resulted in the brakes on my car failing completely.
“I suppose you’re going to sue me?” he asked.
“Christ no!” I replied, “I want to know if I can book the wife’s car in next week.”

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