I Manage My Local Pub Football Team And We Had A Game Last Night – Stupid Jokes

I manage my local pub football team and we had a game last night.
At half time we were 3-0 down and I was stressed, freezing cold and hungry.
My mate said, “I’m quickly popping to the shops, do you want anything?”
I said, “Yeah, get me a 12 inch sub.”
He came back ten minutes later with Shaun Wright-Phillips.

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