I Knocked On My Neighbour’S Door And Said, “Your D… – Stupid Jokes

I knocked on my neighbour’s door and said, “Your dog just came into my garden and caught my cat. I was going to separate them but it was too late, he’s dead and his head is practically hanging off.”
“I’m so sorry,” he replied.
“Sorry?” I said, wiping the blood off my axe. “It’s your dog, mate.”

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