I Just Phoned My Mate And Said, “Fancy Going To Th… – Stupid Jokes

I just phoned my mate and said, “Fancy going to the pub tonight?”
“I can’t” he said. “I’m skint and I don’t get paid until next week.”
I said, “I’ve got some money on me, I’ll buy a few pints.”
“Are you sure?” he said.
I said, “Yeah, of course I’m sure, see you next week then.”

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