I have recently learned my unhealthy eating habits have clogged up my arteries and left me in desperate need of a heart transplant.
In fact, just yesterday I consulted with an advisor over the future I can expect and discussed my choices, when he said
“So Sir, describe your perfect donor”
In hindsight, my response,
“Extra Large, no salad and smothered in garlic and chilli sauce”
wasn’t the perfect way to kickstart proceedings.
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