I Happened To Be At A Petting Zoo Recently – Wordplay Jokes

I happened to be at a petting zoo recently. This girl puts down her bag to tie her shoelace. Perfect opportunity.
I dashed over, grabbed the bag, jumped over a picket fence, through two paddocks but unfortunately tripped over a gathering of young goats, hitting my head and was apprehended.
I would have got away with it if it wasnt for them pesky kids.

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