I Got Pulled Over By The Police Last Night And The… – Professions Jokes



I got pulled over by the police last night and the police officer said to me “Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” To which I replied, “Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
Iv’e been given a 1,000 fine and 4 points on my licence.




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