I Got Caught Speeding Yesterday – Professions Jokes

I got caught speeding yesterday. The policeman asked me to step out of the car and walk in a straight line.
Half way down he stopped me and said, “I’m sorry sir, but you’ll have to come back to the station with me as you’re staggering.”
I replied, “Oohh, you little tiger, you’re not so bad looking yourself.”

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