I Despise Bears So Imagine My Horror When Out Camp… – Camping Jokes

I despise bears so imagine my horror when out camping in the wilds, I ran into one.
Knowing it was me or him, I didn’t give him time to think and blasted him three times in the head with my hunting rifle.
Even though I had escaped this time, my ordeal got a whole lot worse.
Mrs.Grylls reported me to the Police and I’m now facing a murder charge.

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