I couldn’t get to sleep last night. There were loud noises outside, and I kept tossing and turning, but I just couldn’t get comfortable, I was hot, then freezing, then itchy, it was unbearable.
Then I thought of the children in Haiti who have been forced to sleep on what’s left of their streets..
And then I thought, great, now I have an erection to add to my list of distractions.
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