I Called To My Mates, ”Will You Lend Me Your Car?… – Wordplay Jokes

I called to my mates, ”Will you lend me your car? My wife’s going into labour.”
”I didn’t know she was pregnant.” he said confused.
”She’s not,” I replied, ”She’s covering my shift in the building site while I watch the football.”

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