I Arrived Home From The Hospital This Morning To I… – Puns Jokes

I arrived home from the hospital this morning to inform my wife of the disturbing news that I had been diagnosed with a highly malignant and ultimately fatal type of blood cancer.
Like a woman possessed, she forced me onto the couch, tearing at my clothes and straddled me, making earthmoving, rampant love to me repeatedly like there was no tomorrow.
I think she’s a lymphomaniac.


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