Do you ever find that when looking after toddler, you have the same conversations as when looking after your drunk friend after a night out?
1. Whats wrong dude, why are you crying?
2. What is he saying? I dunno, what are you saying?
3. Are you hungry? Do you think he wants to eat?
4. Come on, try to walk…he can’t walk
5. Oh my god he threw up
6. Why is he naked? Who took his clothes off, did you take your clothes off?
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