Came home from work to find the wife disappearing upstairs dressed only in black stockings and a bra.
I thought this could be the night, and sure enough, ten minutes later she appeared dressed in a womens police officers uniform complete with truncheon and handcuffs.
My excitement reached fever pitch and just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, she muttered the following words that really pushed me to the edge.
“Bye darling, I’m off to work now, see you later”
Yes, the whole house to myself for the evening.