British Airways staff are being asked to work for a month without pay.
Have you seen those air stewardesses? Max Factor will go bankrupt. You thought that air stewardess hated you before? You can kiss that cushion goodbye. You’d be as well taking a pot noodle on flights.
At least for that month the only ‘bird strikes’ on the runway will be malnourished staff beating them to death with clubs.
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