Begging letter sent to me yesterday:
HI and great news on your mega lottery win. My name is Sally and my 3 year old daughter Sam has 2 months to live after contracting Liver cancer. Please please help her last days be memorable.
Hi Sally, So sorry to hear your news about Sam. So what I’ve done is book an all expenses trip to Disney in Florida. Got to go now the taxi is waiting outside to take me to the airport. I’ll send her some pictures of me and Mickey Mouse. I’ll see if he will autograph it for her…
Best of luck Mark
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