As we approached the lion enclosure the Warden on the gate waved for me to stop the car.
“Is that your daughter?” he asked.
“Yes, and I know what you’re going to say,” I replied, “But she’s only five. If I don’t raise her car seat a bit, she can’t see the animals. She’s strapped in and everything.”
He didn’t look convinced, “Just take the car seat off the roof rack and put her back inside the car.”
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