As I Stood Outside The Newsagents This Morning A C… – Stupid Jokes

As I stood outside the newsagents this morning a couple of kids walked past.
“Excuse me boys” I said, “If I give you the money could you go into this shop and buy me a newspaper please?”
“Why can’t you?” they asked.
“I’m not allowed” I said, pointing to the sign on the door that said, ‘Only two school children are allowed in’

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