As I Sat There Waiting For My Date To Show Up, I C… – Wordplay Jokes

As I sat there waiting for my date to show up, I could not help but think “Yes, this is going to be my lucky day!”
After a minute or two, a hot blonde walked in from the back. She wore a tight red dress, black high heels and her hair came down on white beautiful skin. She held her handbag in her left hand and a bowl in her left.
Slowly, she came close to me and dropped the bowl on my table. “Here’s your date, sir, what else can I get you?”

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