As I quickly closed the tab, the manager of the internet cafe walked towards me. He took one look at my screen and saw nothing but the Google homepage.
“Sir,” he said sternly, “I know what you have been doing and we do not tolerate that in here.”
I furiously stated that I wasn’t doing anything dirty and I just happened to close the tab when he came over.
“I don’t believe you”, he replied. “Now pull up your pants and leave”.
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