An electrician is interviewing for a construction job.
“Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and make it pop back on your head?” the supervisor asks.
“Sure,” he replies, confused.
“Can you bounce your screwdriver off the concrete, spin in a circle and catch it in your tool pouch?”
“Yes, sir,” he answers excitedly.
“And can you quick-draw your wire stripper, twirl it and slip it into your pouch like it’s a holster?”
“I’ve been doing that for years!”
“In that case, I can’t use you,” the boss says. “I’ve got 15 blokes doing that now.”
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