After a few too many pints, this was the evening’s last chance to show everyone my singing voice.
Grabbing the microphone I really went for it with my favourite Sinatra song, ‘my way’.
The audience were spellbound, they’d never seen anything like it, not even my two earlier songs in the night.
At the point of, ‘And now the end is near ..’ suddenly my mic went dead and an annoucement came over the speakers:-
“Ladies and gentlement, please remain calm and seated,” it began. “The police are coming to arrest our steward, as soon as the plane has landed.”