A new girl started working in my local shop. She is absolutely gorgeous. I was thinking of how I could impress her so one day I came up with a plan.
I casually strolled up to the counter and asked for a box of condoms.
“What size?” she asked.
“Extra large,” I replied with a cheeky wink.
I’m going to make the biggest water balloons she’s ever seen.
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