A Man Pressed Against Me, His Bulging Thighs Pushing Against Mine – Transport Jokes

A man pressed against me, his bulging thighs pushing against mine. I could hear his saliva, swishing round his mouth. He was so close I could smell last nights beer and kebab on his breath. His arms pressed against me, I felt suffocated but still, I didn’t say a word. I began to accept what was happening and just gave in to him.
Hate it when some fatty comes and sits next to you on the train…

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